I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Randomize
