Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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