if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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