I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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