i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Randomize
