My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
