Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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