in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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