Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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