Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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