dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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