do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Two words: blizzard sex
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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