so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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