i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
two words...techno handjob
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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