My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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