im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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