You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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