my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Who died my cat blue again?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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