so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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