Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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