Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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