No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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