glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's rum buckets o'clock
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
A+ Viking dick
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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