the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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