I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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