last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize