it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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