She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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