what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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