Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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