like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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