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• (212): View more from New York

  Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

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  Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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• (323): View more from California

  it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"

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• (646): View more from New York

  Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.

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