This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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