I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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