The maid of honor just puked.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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