there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
