Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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