Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize