Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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