Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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