Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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