We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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