The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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