i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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