No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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