I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished