with your own penis?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted