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• (347): View more from New York

  I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites

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  Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.

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