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• (650): View more from California

  dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning

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  1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...

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  that makes sense.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!

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  It's a Thursday.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."

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• (650): View more from California

  The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises

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• (415): View more from California

  Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians

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  Does the penis have a genital wart?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying

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