Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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