Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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