The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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