You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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