Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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