My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I think I died a long time ago.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
