'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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