I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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