On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
