We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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