He disabled his match.com account in front of me
After last night, I could never be a politician.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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