we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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