I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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