You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.