Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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