You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back